A Review of Craig Kite’s Sad City by Charles Rammelkamp


In his poem called “Home Economics,” in which he writes about his attempt to bake a loaf of sourdough bread, Craig Kite reflects on how he will represent the result to his friends, basically overselling “the obelisk slowly pooling on the pan” as a huge culinary achievement:

Because life is like fishing:

drifting, baiting, waiting,
catching mostly minnows,

and exaggerating 
the size of your 

success.

Much of Sad City is about the challenges of living in the modern capitalist world, particularly in New York City, the title location, though it’s also a metaphor.  In the Prologue, a poem titled “Solve for X,” which is in response to the epigraph by the rock/punk/alternative musician Geoff Rickly (lead singer/songwriter for the group, Thursday) – to wit, “Our names are X and N. We have no value in these calculations” – Kite, who is also a musician (he is the lead guitarist and songwriter for the band Pinko), writes:

job = persona = self -(esteem)=

champion = breadwinner = good

provider = Station Wagon + A+

Ford Truck driver – you are

a serial mortgage refinancer –

u r a human – resource = solve

for what happens to resources _____

Sad City is organized in four parts, Blue State, Red State, Purple Suburb and American Dystopic. There’s an obvious political bent here, with the principal challenge being to make a living under the circumstances in which we find ourselves. Indeed, “job = persona” – it’s who we are. In “Fuck, We’re All Gonna Die” a poem from the American Dystopic section, Kite writes:

I would’ve voted for Bernie Sanders.

I bet he could’ve kicked Trump’s ass.

I like to imagine old men in cage fights

because they fucked up my economy

and I’m not allowed to yell at them.

Earlier, in the Blue State section, in poem after poem he writes about the precarious hand-to-mouth existence in which he finds himself. “The Gig Economy,” “Moonlighting,” “Quitting,” “Between Jobs,” and “Still Between Jobs” all show the poet struggling to survive. “The Gig Economy” begins:

I moved to New York City

with $400 in the winter of 2014.

I made deliveries on my bike.

The air was a wall of white.

The streets were sheets of ice.

I was blind in one black eye.

Later, in “Quitting,” he writes:

I went behind a bakery today

and ate cake out of a dumpster.

I also quit my job...

But it’s principally the feeling of one’s insignificance, obscurity, that’s so discouraging, the ruthlessness with which one is ignored, even disparaged, tossed aside. As he writes in “Surveillance Capitalism”:

They are really listening to us.

But I still don’t feel heard...

They’ve been analyzing me

like a cloud caught inside Plexiglas.

They can even finish my sentences

and autofill my memoirs.

Then again, how much of this really is exaggeration? The story of the fish that just gets bigger and bigger in the re-telling? There may be a clue in “Santa Claus,” a tongue-in-cheek reconsideration of Santa’s gig:

Santa Claus has super powers,

bends time and space,

visits every house

in one night,

is a shapeshifter,

fits down any chimney,

and yet he does nothing

to fight evil or injustice,

as he chills in the North Pole

all year

running a sweatshop

for elves.

Well, if you look at it that way, the jolly bearded fellow really is an oligarch of sorts, isn’t he? Craig Kite has a real gift for satire. While you may recognize the grimness of the underlying reality, he’s also making that modest minnow into a leviathan. Take “Drug Advertisement,” in which he writes a hilarious promo for a drug called “Lobotomyxidil,” an “orally administered lobotomy pill”.  

It basically induces bliss.

Side effects may include:

ignorance,

staring blankly at bosses,

color blindness,

taking things too literally,

and doing things for treats.

(Also blood in the stool, explosive diarrhea,

loss of all your friends, vomiting, upheaval,

and... death.)

Ask your doctor if the lobotomy pill

is right for you.

The same satirical voice in “Border Wall,” alluding to one of Donald Trump’s early circus master boasts from 2016, likewise makes the reader laugh:

Let’s play

Paper Ladder Wall

It’s like

Rock Paper Scissors

except:

Tax dollars cover Wall

Ladder climbs over Wall

And Wall... does nothing

And “charity”? Give me (Kite) a break! It’s all just another self-dealing scam. It’s not about compassion or tolerance. “Charities” is simply:

Really rich people

funding “nonprofits”

that pay working class people

minimum wage

to stand on the street corner

and ask working class people

to give money

to really poor people

to fix problems

that really rich people

created

In the title poem, Kite lyrically puts it:

A dove rolls its eyes at peace

in lieu of justice and leaves

a burning olive branch under

the wiper blade of a patrol car

that’s actively idling on duty.

Elsewhere in the poem, “Sad City” he writes about the difficulty of living in New York if you’re poor, and the self-deception is likewise staggering:

A trust fund kid

reciting a poem

about gentrification.

This is getting meta...

Indeed, underneath it all, as another songwriter, Leonard Cohen, tells it in “Everybody Knows”: “The poor stay poor, the rich get rich / That’s how it goes / Everybody knows.” In “Elocution,” from the Blue State section, Kite asks

Can someone fact check my opinion?

I believe white nationalism

is now as American as apple pie.

But again, Craig Kite is nothing if not sarcastic, and as we know from Jonathan Swift and Mark Twain, Voltaire (Candide), George Orwell (Animal Farm), Gogol, and Mencken – and the list goes on and on – satire is all about making that guppy look like Moby-Dick. One of his funnier lines is from the poem “Napping” in the Purple Suburb section, about the joys of a cat nap (“A nap / is love”). The poem ends:  “I am man. Hear me snore.” Of course, it’s a play on Helen Reddy’s feminist anthem from the 1970s – “I Am Woman” (“hear me roar”). 

Sad City emblematically ends in the New York City subway in “A Subterranean Hellscape,” with the exaggerated frustrations of the average Joe commuter – the missed connections, the overpriced fares, going nowhere fast. There is much about Craig Kite’s analysis of contemporary American society that rings true, but essentially the reader takes delight in watching him transform his failed loaf of sourdough into a mouth-watering treat, blowing up the reality to cosmic proportions. With a nod to that spellcheck correction we’ve all experienced, to sum up the world, Craig Kite wryly writes in “The Argument from Illusion”: 

God is a Duck
that autocorrect 
got really ducking wrong 

Sing it!